the-haiku-bot:

mostlyaeiou:

catgirl-kaiju:

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

that was so close to an accidental haiku! would have been perfect

that was so close to

an accidental haiku!

would have been perfect

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

brucespringsteendotcom:

Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

the-haiku-bot:

meaningtotellyou:

it’s not every day that you hear a song for the first time again

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it’s not every

day that you hear a song for

the first time again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sabertoothwalrus:

crossroadswrite:

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

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muddy3001:

charlottan:

how do you even conceptualize reading 52 books in a year. wrong with you. a book is a friend and youre killing it by reading it that fast

you got to read books slow as fuck like youre making out with them & moaning & shit and the book is like a girl or somehting. what was i talking about